My First Item …so SMILE Please :)


News Item : The EU announces changes to the spellings of common English words…

European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty”s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivill servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typwriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e””s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

e no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

4 thoughts on “My First Item …so SMILE Please :)

  • April 11, 2009 at 5:41 am

    :)……kutz one-smilingz plz….in thz age of sms&kat-as iz the spllngz hv gn fr tz-vth zis lnguagz-god savz us!!;)

  • April 16, 2009 at 11:34 am

    🙂 god von 😉 sp, zes is avesome 🙂

  • May 4, 2009 at 2:05 am

    Okay, Im missing something… are these two not married to someone else? So really it’s an affair.. Married men NEVER leave their wives – they only play around and flirt, but family obligations, children, etc…. NO married man ever leaves his wife for someone else.

    The romance is a bit too much… too much sugar takes away from reality and believability… Besides, the fizzle dies and then what?

    • May 4, 2009 at 4:22 am

      this is jst part 2.
      who knows what happens next !
      Wait and watch AND you CAN suggest what next… its based on readers’ input
      Thx for your comment Shaz


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